Little Rule #1: If I put a sticker on it, it’s mine!
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MINE 🐻🎀
- Me: *holds Daddy's hand* This is mine!!
- Me: *touches Daddy's nose* Also mine!!
- Me: *kisses Daddy's lips* Mine mine mine!!
- Daddy: Now Princess, not everything is yours.
- Me: *growls* Yes it is Daddy!
- Daddy: *grabs me and hugs me tight* Nope, not you kitten. You belong to daddy.
my Daddy
- Me: Mine Mine Mine
- Daddy: All yours baby
- Me: Or I kick them in the face!
- Daddy: What?
- Me: What?
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
Don’t kill yourself, please.
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
You just saved mine.
Me, wearing any of my Daddy’s sweatshirts: this thing is Big and Warm and looks very cute on me! I am stealing this. Thank you for the sweatshirt, Daddy! It is mine now.
Daddy: no, it is not.
Me: thank you for your cooperation. *runs off*
Little me
- "Don't look at my daddy."
- "Don't talk to my daddy."
- "Don't breathe on my daddy."
- "Don't think about my daddy."
- "Don't dream about my daddy."
- "Don't talk about my daddy."
- "Don't come close to my daddy."
- "Daddy is mine."
Let me
Let me sit on your lap
Let me poke you a lot because I just like touching you
Let me grab on to you in public places because new people are scary
Let me worry about you because I care so deeply
Let me bite you and kiss you and just generally put my mouth on you in any way possible because the “I licked so it’s mine rule”
Let me support you
Let me give you advice (because even though I’m a little I have the wisdom of yoda and Nicki Minaj combined)
Let me wrap my body around you like seaweed when I’m upset and don’t want to feel or think about anything outside of us
Let me have a lot of coffee because I gots shit to do
Let me color you pictures
Let me cook your food because I like to feel domestic sometimes
AND FINALLY
Let me in
my thighs r thick cos theyre full of love
Mine are full of cheese and crackers

